baseball, Royals, umpire, pine tar
George Brett's pine tar almost let the plague of modern life, lawyers, into the sole redeeming facet of modern life, baseball. Knowin' all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein' a good whittler.
Jared Tobin Finkelstein,
In re Brett: The Sticky Problem of Statutory Construction,
52 Fordham L. Rev. 430
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